Enough with Jon and Kate…..

For the love of god, I had enough about these two losers who happen to drop a whole sack load of kids! I’m sorry, they’re all cute and all, except the older twins, but COME ON!!!

I think all those kids are going to be super messed up with emotional mommy and daddy issues when they hit puberty. Say whatever you wanna say, I can see it now in 10-15 yrs all these little kids gonna grow up and google their parents and read up on all the stuff they said about each other and be all sad and miserable.

I understand that drama causes popularity in tv world, but can we spare the kids and the rest of the world from some headache? Do we REALLY need to get breaking news updates on CNN about these people? Makes me angry…….

Here’s my advice….

TLC, drop them! Sorry you just being super greedy and you know it. There are plenty of good shows on TLC and you don’t need the Gosselin family.

Kate, please get a new hair cut that doesn’t cover half your face like Boy George circa 1992! You have a pretty face don’t cover it. You had your 15 mins of fame, write another book and live off of that with your kids.

Jon, act your frigging age. Where a pair of pants, be a man and stop frigging whining on every channel and to every show who would have you on! Lose some wait. you use to be better looking apparently. Date someone your own age not some dumb 21 yr old chick!

To the 8 kids, shit happens, don’t blame your parents for being young and stupid. Happens to everyone. Learn from it and move on don’t let it hang over your heads!

DONE!

ps. i use to have a picture for this post but as you can see I was singled out by some “ghetto” studio bc i was using their picture of the family. I actually visited this Willow Street Pictures and they had a horrible website. So forget you, I don’t want to use your stupid picture anyways!

What were the first words…..

Have you guys ever wonder what were the first spoken words over the telephone back in the day. What where the first test msges sent, even the first tweet!
Well, wonder no more. I recently read an article in Newsweek about this very topic. I found it very interesting and somewhat funny.
So here it is:

First Messages on Twitter, IM, Telegraph and More

Ian Yarett

Updated: 09/08/2009

This spring, we chuckled when Stephen Colbert asked Twitter cofounder Biz Stone if, given that the first message sent over the telegraph was “What hath God wrought?,” the first Twitter message was “What hath God twat?” Which got us to wondering: what exactly was the first message sent out on various modes of communication? Answers below:

TELEGRAPH: ‘What hath God wrought?’America’s first telegraph message was transmitted by Samuel F.B. Morse from the Supreme Court room in the Capitol to his assistant, Alfred Vail, in Baltimore on May 24, 1844.

TELEPHONE: ‘Mr. Watson-come here-I want to see you.’The first telephone call was made by Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of the telephone, to his assistant Thomas Watson on March 10, 1876.

E-MAIL: ‘QWERTYUIOP’The first e-mail message was sent through ARPANET (precursor to the Internet) by Ray Tomlinson of BBN Technologies in late 1971, between two computers that were literally side by side but were connected only through ARPANET. The exact text has been forgotten, but it is reported to be something like this. The first spam e-mail message was sent via ARPANET on May 3, 1978, to 400 users by Gary Thuerk on behalf of the now long-defunct computer manufacturer DEC, advertising a new line of minicomputers.

AOL INSTANT MESSAGING: ‘Don’t be scared … it is me. Love you and miss you’The first documented AOL instant message (sent through the AOL client) was sent by future AOL vice chairman Ted Leonsis to his wife on Jan. 6, 1993. Her response: “Wow … this is so cool!”

SMS (TEXT MESSAGING): ‘Merry Christmas’Neil Papworth, an engineer at Airwide Solutions, sent the world’s first text message from a computer to a cell phone. The message was sent to Richard Jarvis, who was at a Christmas party near Vodafone headquarters in Newbury, England, in December 1992. The first commercial text message was sent from Los Angeles by Brennan Hayden, at the time an engineer for the Irish wireless company Aldiscon, in June 1993: “burp.”

SKYPE: ‘Tere, kas sa kuuled mind?’The first full sentence spoken over Skype was uttered in Estonian by an unknown member of the original development team in April 2003. Its English translation is “Hello, can you hear me?”

TWITTER: ‘just setting up my twttr’The first tweet was by Jack Dorsey, creator, chairman, and cofounder of Twitter, at 12:50 p.m. PT on March 21, 2006.

(c) 2008 Newsweek, Inc.

Weirdest things I’ve seen online!

So I was browsing the net and I found this video and its so icky!!!!

Alien Worm – These bloopers are hilarious